theaquabatssupershow:

xxkaaayxx:

i do this alot at school when i should be doing math…

JIMMY IS THAT YOU?

This is fucking amazing.

Super low quality Ant-man test footage finally got leaked, but whatever. Still looks pretty neat. I am excite.

EA is my favorite developer.

Not for any of the awful games they make, but for the glorious failures that they generate. Fail on EA, you stupid crippled wreck you.

abunchofassholes:

OH MY FUCKING GOD

Fat privilege is being too heavy to be pushed off of ledges in front of trolleys.

Above: nu52 Raven redesign

Below: Old Raven design

I guess… it covers more skin? Is that a positive? It also happens to be incredibly ugly. Just wow, that is hideous.

corporaleugenesledge:

princessturbo:

connor-sexual:

simonsbutt:

neptunethefsh:

touchingtheedgeofsanity:

fiftyshadesof-fuckyouwithfries:

pianokeysandmusicnotes:

bellaloveswaffles:

amerika-sama:

twigginator:

6’6”

What are all y’all shorties doing on my dash? Tiny babies, all of you.

damnlayofftheguilt:

martianpumpkin:

radicalsocialjustice:

wtfsocialjustice:

But I do eat raw meat! I really do. (Ok, I am going to die of worms for no good reason, but it’s true)

And since when did vegans eat their rice and beans raw?

Everything vegans say makes me laugh

I’ve had meat raw, it’s nice. Toss in an egg and you got the basics of a steak tar tar (if you use nice meat). And most food, veg or meat gets some sort of seasoning. XD

i … you just throw raw meat and eggs down and call it a meal? o_o

I once ate grilled chicken that was cooked on a propane grill, completely unseasoned, which was then garnished with a sauce made from its own drippings mixed with finely chopped bacon that had been fried in a skillet atop an electric range.

I’m pretty sure 0 plants were involved in that meal and it was FUCKING. DELICIOUS.

There was indeed salt, but that is a mineral, not a plant.

Yeah, you know this is true.

I’m dying

socialjusticeally:

thedailyliberty:

I wonder if I am a libertarian or not?

Made use of all my free stickers on my laptop/car

Make sure you wear a fedora for maximum exposure.

I had a good laugh at the idea of a Libertarian, who in essence argues for the ability of corporations to not screw everybody over, to be using a Macbook, which is a horribly overpriced piece of shiny garbage made by a corporation which is doing its best to gouge you for every penny.